A conservation centre in Kent is giving you the chance to get the ultimate revenge on an ex this Valentine's Day.

Hemsley Conversation Centre is offering the chance to name a cockroach in honour of your or a friend's ex.

The website says: "We are offering the chance to name a cockroach in honour of your worthless ex-'someone' on this special holiday of love.

"We are highlighting these 'bottom of the barrel' creatures through our 'name a cockroach programme' (we think adopt is a little too strong, after all - you probably don't want to adopt your ex) to raise money for our projects at the zoo."

This is a true gift from the HCC, because instead of sending an angry drunk text when you're alone on Valentine's Day, instead you can rest easy knowing justice has finally been done for just £1.50.

If you would like your ex's first name included on the centre's roach board, remember to click 'add note' at the checkout stage so they know.

So... click here if you want to name a cockroach after a cockroach.