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Drunken skinny-dippers end up in court

11:36am Tuesday 9th October 2007

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Two half-naked university students took a drunken dip in the Thames before baring all to a group of passersby, Kingston Magistrates' heard.

Police were called to Kingston Bridge at 1.30am on Wednesday, September 26, to find Joe Burford, 20, and Christopher Jones, 19, both of South Street, Isleworth, in the river in their underwear. Both are students at St Mary's University in Twickenham.

The court heard how on seeing the police they tried to run from the scene, but not before pulling down their underwear and exposing themselves to a group of people who had stopped to watch.

Sally Anne Russell, prosecuting, said: "When police asked them why they did it, they replied because it's freshers' week'."

Jones, who studies management and law, and Burford, who studies sports science, said they had drunk too much and were very embarrassed by what they had done.

Magistrate Judith Jewell said: "There's a lot of drunken and disorderly behaviour in Kingston and this court takes it very seriously.

"What you did was dangerous and people could have put themselves in danger trying to save you."

The two men were let off with a caution because it was their first offence.


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Karl Chads, London, UK says...
2:36pm Tue 9 Oct 07

The most that these men deserved was to be cautioned, seeing as what they did was very trivial and no-one was harmed.

Moose, London says...
9:51pm Tue 9 Oct 07

Wish I'd been there. Hope the water wasn't too cold!!

Tigs, says...
10:26am Wed 10 Oct 07

It just goes to show how excessive drinking makes people's brains think illogically!! People seem to be quite happy to show off their personal areas when they've had a few too many whether they're fit or more usually not!!!

Richard the Big Bunny, London says...
6:42am Thu 11 Oct 07

And no one got stabbed. A step forward, considering the year we've had ...

Croyboy, Croydon says...
3:03pm Thu 11 Oct 07

It's very satisfying that these law-breakers got what they so richly deserved!

Now, how about bringing a few drug-dealers, muggers, rapists, and murderers to justice too?

PS - Message to the police: get a life!

Sock Monkey, Virginia Water says...
2:31pm Fri 12 Oct 07

Ha ha ha ha! Sounds like jolly good fun if you ask me!

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