Tartan ***

OH MY, where to start...The very simple but highly sexed orderly of a Hungarian soldier breeds with the soldier's wife which results in a child with a pig's tale. This little piggy goes on to be a champion eater, marries a female champion eater and they have a child who plies a trade in taxidermy.

Got that? Good.

This taxidermist is a great disappointment to the pig daddy because he's very weedy and doesn't eat much, but pig daddy - now a Jabba-like behemoth of a man - feeds his cats lots of lard and he gets his jollies that way.

So quite a strange film then, but while it's certainly grotesque in many places, there's a certain style which must be admired.