Momentum **

SO NAMED after the tax haven that is the Caymen Islands, where we lay our scene...

A multitude of lives connected by one event, with a smearing of timeline hopping and the odd piece of camera athletics, Haven would dearly love to be the another Crash.

Nope.

Not even close.

It doesn't help that Orlando Bloom features large in the cast. Bloom's actually okay here until he raises his voice, and then he just looks silly.

Tax-dodging, gang warfare and the social lives of Caymenites drag the storyline kicking and screaming through a large number of dull scenes, and most of the loose ends finish flapping in the breeze by the end credits.