THIS album reminded me of my old Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) that I had when I was a mere eight years old.

What did my NES sound like? I'll tell you; beep, blop, ping, buzz etc. Now if that sounds like the kind of thing you would actually spend your money on, well, I would seriously consider getting some kind of professional help.

Maybe it's a problem with your ears or perhaps a brain condition. Either way, it doesn't excuse you for wanting to buy this record.

It's the kind of dance music that you would have heard if you turned on the radio in the 80s but to be honest, who would wants to use an oven when they can use a microwave. The past's over, deal with it.

The single Acceptable In The 80s is probably the only song that I would listen to without having to be strapped into some kind of modified dentist's chair used to torture captured dissidents.

I'm off to play on my NES with the volume turned down.