Tim MacFarlan and Patrick Grafton-Green

A man suffered serious head injuries after an assault in Slade Green.

In scenes straight out of computer game Grand Theft Auto a joyrider on the run from cops lost control and smashed into a Blackfen bungalow so hard, it "sounded like a bomb".

A POLICE car with a massive crack in its windscreen has been spotted near a Bickley pub this morning.

A MAN had to be rescued after a truck collided with a coach at a major roundabout in Foots Cray this morning.